Maryland Trolley Ride

The act of being anal raped by a huge white male while both are naked. He forcibly shoves it in and out while you are being pushed around in a shuffling motion on your feet, much like a trolley on tracks.

That's one big dude, I hope he doesn't Maryland Trolley Ride me.

by Thebeastoftheeast February 19, 2012

Maryland

Maryland aka murdahland is ghetto as shit in some places. On the west side of MD its all about sex, drugs, crime, and all that shit. But on the east part of MD its all fields n shit. PG county, Baltimore, and DC have some of the highest crime rates. Overall Maryland is pretty tight if u know the right people...

Ghetto- pg county, DC, B-More
Not Ghetto- Grantsville

by PGCounty Gurlii September 26, 2004

Maryland

Home to the conjunction of the white elitists of the north and the black people and rednecks of the south and west. If you like any dishes with crab in them, this is the best place to get those dishes. Trust me. There is a bit of an accent in the Baltimore area, example: "Warsh the dishes with hot wooder." Go anywhere near the Chesapeake Bay and you will find a "crab shack" where the main body of the restaurant is outside, on a deck, on the bay. Main dishes are crabs, crabs, and crabs, with a side of melted butter/vinegar and extra old bay, and any lite beer you can imagine. Yummy.

Maryland: lacrosse and crabcakes

by theoneandolnyxander September 5, 2009

Maryland

a state that needs to except its Southerness. To many Northerners are moving in and taking away the great Dixie pride. If you live right outside of DC, you are not a true Marylander.

Maryland, My Maryland

by TRUE Marylander April 18, 2005

Maryland

Virginia's Canada.

Maryland is geographical foreskin.

by gildo682 March 19, 2009

Maryland Pocket

(noun) When one defocates in an unsespecting victims pocket. The victim typicaly doesnt to realize they have been given the Maryland Pocket until it is to late.

"Damnit dude, my cell phone is ruined, someone gave me a Maryland Pocket !"

by Maxwell13 April 5, 2008

maryland

A state where people say it can be kind of hard to understand us because of the accent. We don't usually pronounce d's in words unless its at the beginning or if we try to. We usually pronounce Maryland "murlin" or "marlin", thats our only difference in speaking so we don't have an accent really.

Maryland has Howard County which is pretty rich and we have Baltimore. And Baltimore isn't ALL ghetto, only the projects is. We have D.C. and I don't know if its ghetto because I don't live there. D.C. is like New York only boring as hell, yeah the fucking white house is there, who cares?! Not me! It's just a fucking building!

Anyway Maryland also has P.G. County which is rough, and very conveniently a catholic high school is voted there. My brother who went there saw a kid get stuck up for his northface and he ran away.

Also we have the greatest 2 towns for living here. Ellicott City (where I live) is the second. AND IT SUCKS ASS! I DON'T EVEN GET HOW ITS UP THERE! Ellicott City is a boring place next to a town with a mall, it also has a high asian population so people don't always get a lot of candy on halloween. The only things to do in Ellicott city is get driven to the mall to hang out with people or go to peoples houses.

Columbia (where I used to live) is the first, it is a pretty kickass place and its next to Ellicott, the population is very diverse and there's a mall and woods near every house so there is always something to do there.

Howard County is the only cool part of Maryland

by joe725 April 14, 2007