wash machine head

When she gives you head and its so damn good it feels like your dick is in a wash machine.

Hunter: Yoo Alex I got some bomb ass head last night.
Alex: uh uh, shit bro how good was it?
Hunter: Bro she was on spin cycle i got some wash machine head

by Mothersloads December 4, 2018

Venting Machine

Being genuinely interested in listening to a friends venting and comforting them

Person: Im Comfortable telling you stuff guys.
True Friends: Hey Buddy, get it out of your system. We are your venting machines!

by The Shmucksonian November 27, 2019

david machine

A type of suspension bracket known for its ability to elasticate the balls over six feet in length. The David machine was first invented by Alan Turing during one of his lesser known experiments, named after his cousin David who was a practitioner of cock and ball torture.

Client: How can I get the Pramire treatment?
Saleswoman: Let me hook you up to one of our David machines.
Client: Sounds tasty.

by tennesseeford September 28, 2020

pee pee machine

Any device where u go to relieve your bodily fluids or solids
ex: a fucking toilet or stall

Hold on 1 second, I got to go to the pee pee machine you douche!!!!!!!!!!

by RoB B. n Big DiK COuntry BoI January 11, 2009

Tyme Machine

An ATM in Wisconsin

Before we go, I have to stop at a Tyme Machine to get some more cash.

by bigmonte October 20, 2003

The Machine

Anything that alters your decisions other than your own mind
for example...
the government
school
style
race
internet (to a certain degree)
genre
music (but thats still cool)

1. Rage against the machine has no genre because they are ragin against the machine

by Eazy728 October 8, 2008

machinima

The art of using a pre-rendered gaming engine and making it into a film.The word is derived from:Machine and Cinema.

Dude,RvB is the best machinima on the web!

by Grifmasta (sean) November 6, 2004