Muffin

used in place of "fuck"

can be used for anything really

T: this tequila is narsty!!
M: this Morgan is so Muffining good!!!

M: muffin you douche bag!!
T: whaa?
M: i have no cluee

by pimpcracker June 10, 2010

Muffin

Known to most as a term of endearment, but really an awesome insult actually meaning vagina or pussy. Commonly used by a woman to insult her boyfriend in public when he's being a douche.

Boyfriend: Fuck! I hate shopping with you and your friends!

Girlfriend: Aw, muffin, it'll be okay.

by annabeller August 30, 2010

Muffin

Instead of being known as a tasty treat or a woman's vagina, a muffin can also be known as a weak pass or throw made in sports.

Tommy: Is Bill any good at dodgeball??
Greg: Nah, he only throws muffins.

by IDontThinkYouCanHandleMyHandle September 16, 2016

muffin

A hockey term. pretty much means that you suck. Can be used on anyone at anytime.

"You're suck a fuckn muffin Craig!"

by chronodos May 31, 2016

Muffin

A random bean human that is hard on themselves, but makes up for it by making jokes out of it.

Evan: That's a mood
Muffin: My life is a mood

by JewelVeon May 10, 2018

Muffin

different kinds of curtains

Wow What a whole lot of muffins

by Curtainlover69 April 1, 2018

Muffin

An offensive word to call somebody who is being a jerk.
(Pronounced “Maffin”)

Quit being such a muffin!

by MrMeøw July 21, 2018