montana milkshake

1. When you give a girl laxatives then you butt fuck her and she poops on your dick and you slap her in the face with your shit covered penis

Guy 1: Dude, PJ and Ginna did a Montana Milkshake at my grandma's house

Guy 2: Dude, thats disgusting

Guy 1: Yea, but Pj said it felt kinda good

by Urban Chaos May 14, 2007

Montana blitzkrieg

The act of spotting a girl at a bar and rather than engage in preliminary discussion you immediately rail her then tell her things aren't working out, like the German blitzkrieg.

"Last night i did the biggest Montana blitzkrieg."
"Sweet."

by Antonio January 16, 2005

Montana Stick

A wooden pole of about 42 inches in length with an attached large mirror at the bottom end. The Montana Stick is used predominently in the act of bestiality so that the human may position the mirror to provide confirmation that his or her animal sex partner is smiling and having a good time.

"The accused woman with the strap on cannot be charged with animal cruelty because her Montana Stick indicated that the goat she was coupled with was enjoying himself"

by David Barrett March 16, 2006

Missoula, Montana

the best place in the Last Best Place.

someone from someplace like Greenwich: I wish I was from Missoula, Montana, where the children run barefoot, learn from the trees, and dance with the drifters. where the people are taught by massive lumberjacks to throw large objects, such as moons.

Missoulian: I know.

by throwmoonsmash December 18, 2011

montana mustache

The act of wiping your finger on your sweaty balls and rubbing it on someones upper lip

ex: Josh just montana mustached Keith

by The Mustache King April 15, 2005

montana blondes

A sheep date eg; a “date" with a sheep that does not cost much since there are no women on the prairie the only blondes you see are sheep thus Montana blondes

I've had many Montana blondes because no means no but baaa can mean whatever you want

Why do you have that one sheep tied up is she your Montana blonde

I heard you like Montana blondes; eg, fucking sheep

by baaa canmeanwhatever you want August 05, 2014

Montana Shitloader

When you load your shit on your cock and rail that hoe because she wasn’t in the kitchen.

Local Man arrested for preforming the Montana Shitloader on his 13 year old mom while she was sleeping.

by HotDiggityDamner May 01, 2019