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Lisa Simpson

Person that is very morally aware and politically correct, especially that which is among people whos morals are distinctly lacking.
"Lets go throw my mum's jewellery at cars while wearing no pants and playing Fuck The Police on my stolen stereo."
"No thats morally wrong."
"I hate you Lisa."
by JesusWritesPunkSongs June 11, 2006
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The Lisa Turtle

When performing anal intercourse and climaxing within the rectum, one allows his penis to deflate while still inside their lover. Once the penis is flaccid the catcher would then excrete the penis much like a log of fecal matter or soft serve ice cream.
Tom screamed "shit my dick out" to Miranda as she treated his limp penis like a piece of feces and pinched it out. The Lisa Turtle was born...
by poopdarichard October 1, 2009
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Lisa

The name of a girl who is very beautiful and cute. She is nice and sweet person. She also caring about who she love. Moreover, she is cheerful. Always do jokes and make his friends laugh. She also smart. She is perfect girl in cuteness and have a kind heart in love. Many boys has crush on her.
boy 1: i think i fall in love with lisa
boy 2 : ouhh .. she is pretty

boy 1: herm yeah
by crush😘 December 27, 2016
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Mona Lisa Smile

That look on a girls face when you cum on her tits. Not a full on grin, but just a subtle smile that you aren't sure what it means, but you think she's enjoying it.
Sherry gave me her Mona Lisa Smile when I came all over her tits, but it went away after my buddy Tim nutted all over her face.
by Ed Rooney Jr July 18, 2016
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dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.
Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"
by Getz December 23, 2003
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Lisa

A girl that seems like at your first meeting you are her best friend, how sweet she is. She sucks you into her world of " poor victim to all her relationships" all along stabbing you behind her back. Saying the same awful things she says about others to you. Judging everything you say and do. If you are 100 percent on her side about everything she will do break your spirit.
Innocent chick: " I feel so sorry for Lisa, she seems to have it so hard, and her husband is such an jerk, and her friends never call her or understand her stresses, poor Lisa! "
Every X friend : " that Lisa selfish, but you keep her company while we hear her talk shit about you, thanks"

Don't be a Lisa, treat your friends with love and respect, except yourself and other for all that they are. If you can not then let them go and never speak an ill word of them again!
by Zippy March 20, 2012
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Lisa

A woman who can't write an interesting sentence (if she writes one at all). Someone who attaches herself to anything that can write an interesting sentence (see: barely) and worships them. An idol-worshiper, satisfied with taking a mountain of refuse and constructing gods. Possibly the most unattractive human being alive, if it were not always for her other half. A jealous, old, sad, chaos-inventing, mentally unstable hag. Unable to operate socially unless pitied... and that's easy.
by frostingisfattening February 6, 2010
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