linguistic intolerance

A symptom of bigotry in which a bigot insists that the spelling, grammar, or pronunciation of other languages, cultures, or subcultures are inferior, or simply wrong.

Some linguistically intolerant Jews and Muslims, such as the late Sheikh Ahmed Deedat complain about what they call, the J Sickness, in which most European languages substitute the letter J for the letter Y when transliterating names from ancient texts, such as:

Joel for Yael
Judah for Yehuda
Joshua for Yeheshua
Joseph for Yusuf
Jonah for Yunus
Jesus for Yesus or Yeshua
Jehovah for Yehowa or Yahweh

Since J is the letter used to produce the Y sound in most European languages, this complaint is an example of petty linguistic intolerance. Sheikh Deedat also rather amusingly blamed the "J" sickness on Jehovah's Witnesses, as if they, in the 20th century had had the power to change the way Europeans spelled names in medieval times, so it's difficult to determine whether his bigotry was against Christians in general, Jehovah's Witnesses, or Europeans. (Source: www.jamaat.net/name/name3.html)

by Downstrike October 19, 2005

linguini

when a man rams a girl in the vagina while she is laying on her stomach and her upper body is supported by a pillow.

also see on the real world new orleans:)

Mike likes to LINGUINI his bitch

by linguini king September 11, 2010

AIM Lingo

A language spoken mainly in writing which shortens English words and phrases into catchy, yet hard to interpret abbreviations and misspellings. These are used on AIM to save .4 seconds of typing.

Examples of AIM Lingo:

Got to go- g2g or gtg
I love you- ilu
Laughing out loud- lol
Oh my god-omg
You-u
to, too: 2
later-l8rz

Need I say anymore?

by Teh real DM January 6, 2006

Lingolia

N. Where futuristic lingo originates. The males are lingolians and the females are lingets.

I am a lingolian from lingolia.

by Dermot Sutherland June 18, 2011

lingua skanka

The language hos universally use to communicate their sluttiness both amongst one another and to non-hos, such as prude, judgmental girls and horny dudes.

"Girl, what's up with all that nasty-talk? We're not on a porn set."
"Oh don't mind me. That's just my lingua skanka."

by HumbleLinguist December 23, 2013

linguini dick

Linguini dick is defined as removing the clap via the penis, bludgeoned by a large rubber mallet

Large rubber mallet smashed into penis=linguini dick

by Ocaris February 28, 2014

brandon lingo

A disabled person that looks like a fish.

Brandon Lingo looks like a fish.

by 10101010101011 September 26, 2018