LEMMEGETDAT

Give that to me; pass that to me ;mainly used while smoking weed

You: Ey man like real talk...LEMMEGETDAT.

Other: Alright.

by AstroAmpo November 22, 2010

Lemon Cream

When you ejaculate and piss at the same time and the thickness of your semen mixes with the yellow colour of your urine to make a sticky yellow liquid.

Man, I've been making so much lemon cream lately, I should really use the bathroom before I decide to masturbate.

by Krusnoas January 12, 2015

lemon dick

A lemon dick is what you get when you expect a big dick but instead get a 4in at best

Chyann was dissatisfied when Jacob pulled out his lemon dick

by The Dirty Gardner December 1, 2016

lemon shit

when a shit burns your ass

oh fuck me that burnt, i just had a lemon shit

by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018

Lemur Apocalypse

The end of humanity for ever and the beginning of a new society, a “lemuristic” society.

The video below was taken after the Lemurs conquered the Goats. Are humans next?

Little kid: How do you think the world will end?
Scientist: The world will end after the Lemur Apocalypse begins. Watch your back!

by Mormon Nathan February 27, 2020

Lemon Lord

a mythical creature said to dwell in the forests of Antarctica who can grant the power of the lemon to any one it wishes. It is the creator of all lemon-kind. A god of the lemons so to speak. Seeing him with your bear eyes will blind you because of its sheer power and amazingness. Lemon lord will save us all. PRAISE THE LEMON!!!!!!

Mere Mortal 1: "What is that!?"
Mere Mortal 2: "Its.. its.. its LEMON LORD. He's here to save us!"
*both go blind

by Mole-RatBanger69 September 9, 2020

Lemtu

A word that was invented by the greatest sigma male on this planet Shubham Pal.

Lemtu meaning is bakchodi/ Full moj

Ye kya lemtu ho raha hai?

by Annahazare August 24, 2021