landon

a manz with i 2636 inch cock that would take out north korea in one swing of his massive dick

ohhhhh landon he’s got a cock that pleasures

by cockmaster42699372 December 23, 2021

Landonism

prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a person or people with the name Landon.

A: “I fully pledge myself to Landonism”
B: “You hate Landon? Me too!”
C: “OMG I do too! Let’s make it a religion!”

by riyacq October 31, 2022

Landon School

Landon School is a private, all-boys school in Maryland. The students divide their time between a wide array of academic classes and sports. With a heavier emphasis on athletics than many other schools in the area, it provides a place for those who seek varying levels of educational difficulty alongside compulsory sports. It is undergoing a massive reconstruction phase, rebuilding almost all academic buildings. Despite the opinions of many other private school competitors, Landon is a safe space for all.

"Why is that kid wearing a coat and tie?"

"Oh, he goes to Landon School."

by StudiousStudent January 24, 2023

Landon Garrison martini

The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)

Fake hustlers have swamp water, real niggas have a Landon garrison martini

by Agent000 July 31, 2023

taki layon

When a person rubs there belend for approximately 2 - 3 seconds, then slaps their two primary fingers together in front of the victims face, then rubs then with some force underneath the nose and above the upper lip so that the 'takiness' is rubbed on to the victims nose (the best taki layon is when the victim is unaware and sniffing up).
(see lippy layon)

Oh! Taki Layon!!

by Bitty Crew Member June 16, 2009

Jake Layton

A man with massive testicles.

Bro, watch your girl, Jake Layton is about and women love massive balls.

by Cherowkeu June 10, 2022

Ruthie and Landon

Worlds cutest couple. They are madly in love and can’t get enough of each other. Landon may ask for a kiss and get rejected but all you have to say is “I’ll tickle you.” Ruthie will then immediately kiss Landon. Ruthie is beautiful and Landon is kind to her. Together they make up the perfect couple.

Ruthie and Landon are so cute together.

by BigVick10 January 31, 2019