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Failure to Launch

When you hold your pee in for a long time and when you finally have to use the toilet, you no longer have to pee or only a little bit of urine comes out. This often happens in men's bathrooms when you wait in line for the urinal and when it's time for you to go, nothing...
I had a Failure To Launch at the movie theater when i had to go when watching Avengers Endgame.
by Keanu CHEESE July 18, 2020
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launchtube

launchtube is your anal tube leading to your arse hole,,,the part of your arse were the shit is stored pryer to launch
ive been bakeing this shit for ages,its in my launch tube ,and ready for firing from my launchtube
by andeest205 May 16, 2008
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Launch snog

The action of propelling ones body on to that of another person and French-kissing them with force. The over-zealous cousin of the 'grab snog'
I can't believe I launch snogged him!

(The scene from 'He's Just Not That Into You' when the female lead launches across the sofa to kiss the object of her affection, Justin Long)
by Chinadam June 2, 2011
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Launch a new fragrance

To move bowels, excrete, or flatulate to include the characteristic of a unique, or intensely offensive odor.
Excuse me, I have to go launch a new fragrance.

Justin Bieber recently launched a new fragrance.
by brightenblue June 30, 2011
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launch the octopus

This is when a child, surrounded by sea-faring men, is thrown into a pool.

The child is then rapidly chased around the vicinity, and then violently violated.

Mustard must be involved at some point.

The winner is then crowned.

All rejoice.

***Also, there are many key stipulations to the execution of a formal 'launch the octopus.' They are as follows: the child must not be an actual child but an inanimate stuffed animal so that this is not a morally-reprehensible activity; 'sea-faring men' included but are not limited to men, women, folks of all genders working in piracy, fishing, surfing, sailing, or internet architecture only; the crown must be a Burger King crown; the water in the pool must be mostly Kool-aid; everyone has a fun time; it is a wild ritual of lust, dust, gust, mustard, and whimsy; no muppets may be involved.
Yo, did you see those seabros 'launch the octopus' yesterday before the Penguins vs. Blumpkins game?!?! Ahhhhhhhhh! It was supa dupa cray, bae!
by googoodoodoo May 23, 2019
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launchist

A person who never comes through when you're doing something together.
Mihlali is such a launchist she went to school but we said we all wouldn't.
by @April October 13, 2020
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lunchymunchies

A very cool south park fan on tiktok who apparently looks like kurt cobain, according to fuzz’s dad.
“yo did you see the new video lunchymunchies posted?”
by totallynotvincent November 5, 2021
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