lasagna hotpocket

When it's a hot sweaty day and woman who is on her period and has a yeast infection, her vagina resembles a slice of lasagna. The ricotta cheese and meat sauce wrapped in melted mozzarella and soft lasagna noodle is what is between this woman's legs.

It's so hot out i have a lasagna hotpocket in my pants! Hot and nasty!

by Loadedtatertot June 4, 2019

Bitch Lasagna

This term is often used by an Indian who is confused about his sexual desires. He watched to many of Katy Perry's "Bon Appétit" video. Now he's asking women all over the internet to send him lasagna nudes.

"Send me some lasagna nudes"
She's not answering...

"BiTcH LaSaGnA"

by I hate T Series November 19, 2018

Mexican lasagna

Eating out a woman with a yeast infection

I had Mexican Lasagna last night. Tasted bad. Had to chase it with some Vagisil.

by K1NGJUNK May 23, 2022

dad's lasagna

Code for bedtime, used commonly in the western parts of North America.

Luke: Anyone up for another game?
Brenden: No thanks, dad's lasagna.

by broooon June 8, 2018

Zoe Lasagna

Zoe Laverne who is our one and only queen. Nobody could change my mind.........

Zoe Lasagna is my queen

by xyobbygirlx October 9, 2020

Dirty lasagna

Is used when you do the nasty with two girls on their periods

David:Hey did u have fun?
-:Yeah,last night was a dirty lasagna○~○

by Bigbosssalamandra September 5, 2021

london lasagna

when you lube up with marinara sauce and fuck a shitty ass then before you cum pull out and stick your dick in the persons mouth so they can enjoy the lasagna

"Alice is dying for a London Lasagna."

by winston winchester February 13, 2008