Lap 7

When you are on the final lap of baby park in mario kart. (Or you just want to run 7 laps irl)

Guy 1: Ok Guys 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. Yall will have a race at baby park . There are 7 laps cuz the track is so smol.
*6 laps later*
Final Lap!!! (Lap 7)
Guy 5: I will never be bea- o no a blue shell.
Guy 6: Think again Guy 5!
Guy 3: *Zooms past Guy 5 and 6.* I WINNNN!!!
Guy 2, 4, 5, and 6: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by ¯\_㋡_/¯ May 03, 2021

Pussy Laps

When she puttin that little pussy to work... Doin what she gotta do to keep it looking like a 22 pew pew pew

She made 10 more Pussy Laps.

by Fun-Size May 29, 2021

lap lasagna

A derogatory term for a woman's vagina, more so if said woman is suffering from a yeast infection and her period at the same time.

Tim: "Damn, lemme get a piece of that lap lasagna, girl".

by DrDovah187 March 11, 2016

Naked Lap

A lap typically ran around the venue of a beer pong team that has been skunked.

Aaron and Chase ran a naked lap after getting shutout in beer pong.

by Siiiiixxxxxxyyyyy March 17, 2018

lap sax

A "lap sax" or "lap saxophone" is a comical reference to a mans penis while receiving oral sex.

She was an expert at playing the lap sax.

by djdrummr March 14, 2018

LAP EGGS

1) testicles
2) a handy mnemonix for remember the 7 Deadly Sins

1) Now that I'm 50, my lap eggs are often under me when I sit -- major ouch!
2)
Lust
Anger
Pride
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2016

lap vermin

The paper ad inserts found in all magazines that fall out on you.

Cripes! Lookit these lap vermin all over my lap and the floor!

by Roger Mexico August 28, 2009