Pussy Laps

When she puttin that little pussy to work... Doin what she gotta do to keep it looking like a 22 pew pew pew

She made 10 more Pussy Laps.

by Fun-Size May 29, 2021

lap lasagna

A derogatory term for a woman's vagina, more so if said woman is suffering from a yeast infection and her period at the same time.

Tim: "Damn, lemme get a piece of that lap lasagna, girl".

by DrDovah187 July 31, 2016

Naked Lap

A lap typically ran around the venue of a beer pong team that has been skunked.

Aaron and Chase ran a naked lap after getting shutout in beer pong.

by Siiiiixxxxxxyyyyy May 12, 2018

lap sax

A "lap sax" or "lap saxophone" is a comical reference to a mans penis while receiving oral sex.

She was an expert at playing the lap sax.

by djdrummr March 14, 2018

town lap

When you drive around town in your car simply because you can't think of anything else to do.

Usually performed by teenagers in small towns because of the lack of things to do and the fact it takes only a few minutes to drive around the entire town. The passenger(s) usually attempt to find something to do or someone else for them to hang out with while the driver drives.

"What do you guys want to do?"
"I don't know."
"Let's just do some town laps."
-proceeds to drive around town-
"Did anyone text you back?"
"Nope."
-drives around again-

by Silver G. December 15, 2010

lap cookie

Noun; When a person gives someone a lap dance and leaves a poop on their lap.

"Things were amazing until Janet left me a lap cookie."

by Delaneymeno September 8, 2016

LAP EGGS

1) testicles
2) a handy mnemonix for remember the 7 Deadly Sins

1) Now that I'm 50, my lap eggs are often under me when I sit -- major ouch!
2)
Lust
Anger
Pride
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2016