Jack O Lantern

When a man tapes a flashlight to his penis well he is recieving a blow job and the light shines through the girl's cheeks

I gave my girl a good Jack O Lantern last night.

by TheRevered October 19, 2010

Oh My Lanta

An alternative way to say "Oh my Lord" or "Oh my god". The origin of the phrase is unknown. Not even the most brilliant scientists can decipher the mystery.

"Oh My Lanta! I just wet myself."
"Oh My Lanta! That man must weigh over 450 pounds!"

by J-dog April 25, 2005

lanah

Lanah is extremely beautiful, she can be a hoe, she'll most likely date a guy name Isaiah.She is smart, funny, and a extremely person to hang around.Her skin reflecting is probably mixed or black.

"Isn't your boyfriend Isaiah?"

"Lanah your the most beautiful person I ever saw"

by Oahaahkaajakakakka March 14, 2017

Crap-o-Lantern

When one craps in a Jack-o-Lantern. This usually takes place on Halloween night by drunken teens, mainly males.

John: (After crapping in a Jack-o-Lantern) "Enjoy your Crap-o-Lantern!"

by TheContraBass November 22, 2009

Langhus

A dirty town in Norway which is dominated by poor people and the birth place of New Age Crew.

Hey bro! You dont enter Langhus, if you dont wanna get killed!

by TheLonleyVigilanty July 31, 2012

Human Lantern

When you take a flashlight and shove it up someone's anus and proceed to turn it on. Thus creating a human lantern.

The power went out at julie's house so i gave her the human lantern.

by freddyfredjoe February 15, 2009

oh my lanta

Definition unknown, though suspected it may be similar to "Oh my God" and "Oh my gosh".

Oh my lanta! I think I just soiled myself!

by Jimmy Pop Bo Bop November 19, 2003