Shit Lamp

A bitch ass who argues about anything, at anytime. Most of the Shit Lamps out there, are mostly a dick sucking thot.

"Look at Josh. He's doing it again. He's such a Shit Lamp"

"Calm down David. Quit being a Shit Lamp."

by Retarded_Bull June 20, 2019

Ass Lamp

When someone, of indian descent, imitates a lamp, and becomes a complete ass while doing it

Barbra has been a real ass lamp lately

by Jobisha September 13, 2019

lamp anal

compulsive liar, makes themself the center of attention in every social interaction. Brags about money they don't have.

"what's Mr Lamp Anal up to now?"
"talking to the law teacher about Louis Vuitton and his own non-existent brand."
"great."

by mystery dog September 21, 2017

Lamp Lash

when you beat someone with a lamp that has a bendable neck, this is what they get.

My mom was so pissed last night, she beat me with a lamp and gave me Lamp Lash.

by Fallen Corpse September 29, 2017

Lamp Hetero

A Lamp Hetero, is a heterosexual that lights the way with love. A true ally to the LGBTQ+ community.

"Look at that Lamp Hetero over there. They sure are an example of shining love and acceptance of the LGBTQ+ community."

She left with her brother when their parents kicked him out--total Lamp Hetero

by Kenphil June 13, 2017

Rubbing The lamp

Rubbing the lamp is the is another word for Masrubating but secretly. Like Aladdin did in the move while jasmen was right there .

I secretly Rubbing The lamp And the magic happens

by life is a joke September 13, 2020

lamp army

A fan of Youtuber, Nigahiga.

Guy 1: NEW RYAN VIDEO!

Guy 2: Yay!! Let's watch!

Guy 1: We're totally from the Lamp Army

by Awesomegirl07 September 22, 2013