The Lads

A group of meatheads

the lads are fighting again

by obama 2 June 3, 2020

outside lands

an epic music festival in Golden Gate Park in San Francisco

Bro have you bought your ticket for outside lands? I hear the lineup this year is sick,deadmau5 is playing.

by hipsterlaxer August 20, 2011

A LOVABLE LAMPSHADE

A lampshade designed in a dark, morbid castle it's walls damp with infestation. Professor Rhymölinkinstein is conducting an experiment inside Charlies Chauliflower Wonky Factory.
Making innovations in scientific engineering by creating many products including;
Rubber inflatables,
extra water-proof watering cans,
and furry, lovable lampshades designed to increase maternal bonds between you and your lampshade. You can learn to love it like its your own child or an old man.
The design of the lampshade was inspired by the furry grub grubs found in the Australian outback by his alter-ego Australian Ted.

the grubs grubs are vagina flowers that people pollenate by having sex with them.

1)"GRUB IN THE ELEVATOR, GRUBBING IT UP TIL WE HIT THE GROUND"
2) MMM A LOVABLE LAMPSHADE
3)
Australian Ted: "so dude you comin out tonight?"
Professor Rhymölinkinstein: "nah dude...i'm getting grubby with my lovable lampshade tonight"
Australian Ted: "ah fair dude, them lampshade are frodacious"

by ANEMALost March 27, 2010

what became of the likely lads

A fantastic song by The Libertines. On their second album, it descibes the unstable relationship between Carl Barat and Pete Doherty, the main men of the Best British Band 2005 (voted for by NME readers)

Please don't get me wrong
See i'll forgive you in a song
We'll call the Likely Lads

by Xtasy March 9, 2005

lambskin

A condom. In slang, not necessarily a condom made of lambskin, although they can be.

by Hippy on a Bicycle October 22, 2003

lambs to the slaughter

A person accepting punishment/harm with dignity, without crying out, as Jesus was during his crucifixion.

He was led as a lamb to the slaughter. And as a sheep is silent before the shearers, he did not open his mouth.

by EJL March 31, 2004

lads holiday

when you go on holiday with your 'lads' (mates) and you get smashed out of your head and bang about 50000 girls.

'our lads holiday was banging. we where smashed longer then we where sober'

by Lexxxxxxxiaaaa January 30, 2018