Lady issue

A woman's period : usually used when a woman does not want to use the word "period" or other words that sound a bit "gay" - usually when talking about it in past tense.
Person one: Hey whassup girl, how you doing?

Person two: I'm okay, just in pain.

Person one: Why, what's wrong?

Person two: My boobs are aching a lil'

Person one: Why's that?

Person two: I just came off my lady issue
by Miss Chavez July 27, 2011
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Lady Smile

Guy: "Hey, you know that girl I hooked up with last night, yeah, her lady smile had fishy breath!"
by Doctor Beef &Ham Stealy June 29, 2009
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lady puddin

The discharge of an aroused women that resembles the consistency of pudding vs the typical secretion of lady juices.
Sam usually keeps a napkin on hand when satisfying Bridget but since she stated her new diet Sam needs a spoon to get through that lady puddin.
by John MaKormick July 3, 2017
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lady souljaz

a weston high school dance group that preforms baw$e steps to some sweet beats. ruined by amanda cowgill circa 2009, lady souljaz will hopefully recover one day.
yo did you check out thos sweet beats dropped by the lady souljaz at the assembly on wednesday?

you know it. i got dat 9 outta 10
by westonreppin November 11, 2010
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lady poot

When a lady needs to fart and it comes out very quietly almost like a little slight breeze than is almost undetectable to the human ear.
My girlfriend has to fart so she went into the restroom and lady pooted!
by Scottsmanusa June 18, 2016
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lady curtains

The stripper left the scent of her lady curtains on the pole.
by Amalja July 10, 2011
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lady chub

When a woman spots some good looking eye candy and gets turned on or a tad excited.
Wow did you see that hottie? He definitely gave me a lady chub!
by yayahhhhhhh September 12, 2011
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