Kirsten

An absolute bitch

Omg Kirsten is so rude to Aaron and Riley

by Akopp34 January 27, 2020

Kirsten

Literally has a big mouth and a head full of air. Doesn't always need a reason to take her shirt off. Likes to suck penis for a living and thinks shes the shit. Is very loud and obnoxious. Flirts with everyone and thinks shes funny. aka: a homewrecker.

Guy1: Man, do you see that girl over there?
Guy2: Yeah! She looks like a balloon!
Guy1: No way, shes hott.
Guy2: No way! She's totally Kirsten!

by Operation69 May 7, 2009

Kirsten

The girl's name Kirsten \k(i)-rs-ten, kir-sten\ is pronounced KERS-ten. It is of Scandinavian origin. Variant of Christine (Greek) "christian". The name has been in use in Scotland since long ago. Actresses Kirstie Alley, Kirsten Dunst.

Kirsten has 20 variant forms: Keerstin, Keirstin, Kersten, Kerstin, Kiersten, Kerstin, Kiersten, Kierstin, Kierstynn, Kirsteen, Kirsti, Kirstie, Kirstin, Kirstine, Kirsty, Kirstyn, Kirstynn, Kjerstin, Kristyn and Kyrstin.

However, these types of girls may be very slutty, are know for nasty teeth , fake hair, and really stupid. If you know one please discontinue contact, unless you aer a male for they are know to give great blowjobs but in some cases my be lesians.

Hey Kirsten, did you go to church today?
I heard the alter boys like it when you service them.

by josh666999 April 2, 2008

Kirsten

Kirsten is the type of girl that can be loving, sweet, and caring for a long time. You guys could be best friends for a long time and if you do the tiniest thing wrong, she will turn her back on you and bully you till you cannot stand up anymore. She acts very loveable and nice in front of everybody she can, but behind all that, shes all about gossip and trying to make you feel bad. She swears a lot when she is with friends but not around her parents. Typically Kirstens are Christian and attend church every Sunday but the spirit of god is not going to prevent her from making the worst of herself. Kirsten can sometimes be really greedy and sensitive. If you ever meet a Kirsten try not to punch or slap her in the boobs or any where else cause she will get upset and hit you back.

Kirsten is such a bitch.

by Llamasareloved December 14, 2019

Karsen

A slut who will steal your boyfriends, and give you a bad name around town. Karsen's aren't very smart, but can be logical sometimes. They're stuck up little brats and will do anything for more attention.

Girl 1: My boyfriend had sex with this slut!
Girl 2: Her name must be Karsen...

by Muke hug October 6, 2016

Kirsten

A popular name for alcoholics. Pronounced "keersten", possibly derived from the German "Bier stein", meaning earthenware ale tankard .

Most are highly bovine, in an extremely lovable way.

HANDS OFF MY PINT, KIRSTEN!

by wookums September 21, 2012

Kirsten

Moderately attractive, out-going, kind-hearted, very rarely wears bras, saggy breasts,

Why don't you put those Kirsten's in a bra.

by A Big Boat June 21, 2011