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Kaboof

kah-boof

verb

The act of
a) ejaculating in one's pants.
b) excreting in one's pants.
c) both ejaculating and excreting in one's pants.

I.E. (for the simple minded) jizzing and/or shitting yourself. Possibly at the same time.

Usually caused by a sense of overwhelming happiness, shock, or awe.

When used in a sentence, the listener is led to believe that the speaker did one of three things: jizzed, shit, or both together. The speaker may not specify what their kaboof included.
1) Whenever i watch 300, I kaboof when Leonidas kicks that guy into the pit.

2) The sight of Stephanie's bikini top falling off caused Daryl to kaboof.

3) Dragonball always caused small children to kaboof themselves silly.

4)
Matthew:"That was so amazing, I KABOOFED!"
Stephen:"That was so amazing, I kaboofed DAVE!"
by Skuttlebutt April 22, 2009
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Kaboomski

A word used when sealing a deal or completing something. Also means awsome, cool, amazing.
Francis-Any Questions? Going Once, going twice, Kaboomski!

Dude(upon finishing a history project)- Took me forever, but it's finally kaboomski.

TJ- That chick looks kaboomski

Guy1-did you see the previews for that new movie?
Guy2- Yeah, it's going to be Kaboomski.
by Cory Sweetcorn January 14, 2010
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kaboozie

to be a depressing woman
the act of wanting to kill oneself
normaly known as an*emo* a verrry ugly one
to cut or kill oneself
im going to kaboozie myself
joey wants kaboozie himself
kabo0o0o0o0o0o0o0zie
by johnnn klabba August 28, 2007
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Kabooke

it is a word you say when you hip bump someone(usually you friend). Its always fun and a joke between two pepole."kabooke!"" hahahaha"
1st person:"hip bump"Kabooke!
2nd person:oww hahahaha"hip bumb "
1st person: hahahahahaha
by cutiecc123 July 15, 2010
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Kabooblers

Refering to a large chest on a woman, when they do not meet the kaboobler requirements they are merely (kabooblets)
Guy #1 : Man, check out her kabooblers
Guy #2 : Yeah they are huge kabooblers
Guy #3 : Nah, they are just average kabooblets
by simon May 11, 2004
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Katoomba

Please close the Katoomba thank you
by Fijian Unity July 3, 2007
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KABLOOM!!!!!

A. The name of a hydroponic additive used to get a larger yield. It is made by General Hydroponics.


B. The name of a franchised flower shop that mimics european flower shops.
A. Het man, you need to add some KABLOOM!!!!!to that hydro system to get more buds.
by mahony September 8, 2006
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