The most amazing guy in the world! Sexy, smart, funny as hell & amazing in bed!! Every girl needs their own!!
by Pookerson August 26, 2011
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by DABANNNNN September 28, 2020
Get the Joachim mug.Kelly: "Hey Jonah.. what are you doing on Saturday and where are you?"
Jonah: "I'm at the office."
Kelly: "What about the first question? And do you believe that walruses really exist?"
Jonah: "Of course they exist. That's a silly question. I love walruses."
Kelly: "You still didn't answer the first question. What are you doing Saturday? And why do you love walruses?"
Jonah: "They're just so cute and they taste good. Btw, What are you doing Saturday? Want to hang out?"
Kelly: *facepalm* I see you are pulling a Jonah again..
Jonah: "I'm at the office."
Kelly: "What about the first question? And do you believe that walruses really exist?"
Jonah: "Of course they exist. That's a silly question. I love walruses."
Kelly: "You still didn't answer the first question. What are you doing Saturday? And why do you love walruses?"
Jonah: "They're just so cute and they taste good. Btw, What are you doing Saturday? Want to hang out?"
Kelly: *facepalm* I see you are pulling a Jonah again..
by kaypea April 19, 2011
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"Bill killed Troy with only probes... Troy totally got joached."
"Damn it! I joached myself right up my urethra."
"Damn it! I joached myself right up my urethra."
by Choey March 24, 2005
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Girl 1: omg look there's Jonthan!
Girl 2: don't even try getting close to him, he won't talk to any girls, and half of them from this school are fawning over him already!
Girl 2: don't even try getting close to him, he won't talk to any girls, and half of them from this school are fawning over him already!
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Legends tell of a user who flamed and bashed. got banned a couple times, took down the forums a number of times, and stole the beta and spread it near and far... he still roams the servers of ts today, if you see him, you'll be lucky.
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Legends tell of a user who flamed and bashed. got banned a couple times, took down the forums a number of times, and stole the beta and spread it near and far... he still roams the servers of ts today, if you see him, you'll be lucky.
ph33r
noob-1: holy shit it's Jonheat! can you hook me up with some leet h4x
*JonHeat killed noob-1 with a deagle*
JonHeat: fuck you nigger
*JonHeat killed noob-1 with a deagle*
JonHeat: fuck you nigger
by KuD July 21, 2004
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