by ebertalo February 3, 2020
Get the Tactical Johnson mug.A short tempered careless teacher who will always get on your nerves just to annoy you. He’s the type of teacher who gives out detentions for breathing to loud in the corridors and having to fun at break.(And that’s if you’re not in detention already)
Mr Johnson can I go to the toilet...
TOILET IN MY CLASS!!! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME WHEN I WAS TEACHING, ARE YOU DEAF. THATS DETENTIONS FOR YHE WHOLE WEEK AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT ANSWERING BACK!!!
TOILET IN MY CLASS!!! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME WHEN I WAS TEACHING, ARE YOU DEAF. THATS DETENTIONS FOR YHE WHOLE WEEK AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT ANSWERING BACK!!!
by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeè May 19, 2020
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A convicted war criminal from 2005 who killed seventeen people with chlorine gas after his wife left him.
Tommy Johnson : "I have something really cool, you guys should come and take a look."
17 People in 2005 : "Oh boy I can't wait to see this"
17 People in 2005 : "Oh boy I can't wait to see this"
by Kajus Vaicuis April 22, 2021
Get the Tommy Johnson mug.Guy: Yo bro I heard Bonjour Johnson and Demekquatre are no longer teammates.
Other Guy: Yeah, I heard they beefin' now.
Other Guy: Yeah, I heard they beefin' now.
by seditious libel April 30, 2023
Get the Bonjour Johnson mug.On September 26th, 1992 Nicolas Cage hosted Saturday Night Live. In one sketch Nicolas Cage and actress Julia Sweeney act out parts as soon to be parents deciding on a name for their child. After many of the suggestions by the wife the husband continues to decline most of the names she is coming up with on the grounds that the child would be made fun of because of that particular name. As the husband continues to be more defensive about his own past as being made fun of and continues to dislike the names suggested, a telegram is delivered by an agent played by Rob Schneider. The agent tells them that the telegram is for a person named “Asswipe Johnson”. The husband immediately tries to correct him by informing him that his name is pronounced: “Os-wee-pay”. It is at this time you realize the motivation behind the husband’s scrutiny. This term is often used in a comical way in substitution for a person of which you forgot their name. Basically a synonym for John Doe. The term can be used as “Asswipe Johnson”, or “Osweepay Johnson”.
A: What was the name of that guy you knew with that thing?
B: Oh, uh....I dunno, Osweepay Johnson?
A: Osweepay Johnson, thats funny.
B: Do you get it?
A: Not really.
B: Osweepay, Asssss....wipe.
A: Oh yea! Hehehehehe.
B: Mm-kay.
B: Oh, uh....I dunno, Osweepay Johnson?
A: Osweepay Johnson, thats funny.
B: Do you get it?
A: Not really.
B: Osweepay, Asssss....wipe.
A: Oh yea! Hehehehehe.
B: Mm-kay.
by Paramecium July 25, 2004
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"Yo bro, what is the snow bunny crisis, and why do you keep telling me I'm a negro?" - Charleston White
"The snow bunny crisis is a term coined by Dr. Umar Johnson to stop the spread of the black brothers from getting down on their knees for these white women." - Kamari Amadu
"The snow bunny crisis is a term coined by Dr. Umar Johnson to stop the spread of the black brothers from getting down on their knees for these white women." - Kamari Amadu
by DrUmarJohnsonLover911 January 23, 2023
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