John Xina

John Cena's Chinese clone developed by the CCP to best Cena in the ring of honor. Consumes several gallons of Lao Gan Ma before battle to harden himself against pig American cheeseburger ideology. Has never told a lie or blinked on camera. If he catches you with a bottle of his Lao Gan Ma sauce he WILL kill you without hesitation.

Bro put the Lao Gan Ma down, John Xina is about to break the sound barrier!

by dickmichigan September 15, 2021

John Belushi

Great comedian from the original SNL cast.

A Man who would have smashed all of these emo-wussies guitars and then handed what was left back to them,shrugged his shoulders and said:"sorry".

Animal House woo-ooh
Animal House woo-ooh

by lick me bumhole September 28, 2004

to go to the john

To go pee.

To go poop.

To go the washroom, the restroom.

Wait a sec! I have to go to the john! Wont be long!

Yeah we have to wait for her, she's at the john.

by Neveron90 July 1, 2009

John Titor

In November of 2000, a man named John Titor posted on an Internet forum claiming to be a time traveller from the year 2036. All of his posts are archived on the Internet.

"John Titor is a fraud"
"John Titor is real"

by Legend of the Phoenix May 15, 2006

What The John Kane!

1. To express contempt, surprise, or general dissatisfaction.
2. John Kane as being the substitution for any and all vulgar expletives/slang.

Guy #1: I just cut off my finger!
Guy #2: What the John Kane!

Mr. Deane: Where is all your homework? What the John Kane is going on here?

by JohnKaneAdmirer February 7, 2010

John Faust

A teacher, a legend, a man of all trades. John Faust.

When in doubt, ask John Faust.

by FaustBingo2012 December 19, 2011

John Tardy

The vocalist of the death metal band Obituary. His vocal style shouldn't be left to the term "death growl," but "death roar" due to the sheer power of his voice.

John Tardy is rightfully referred to by some as the greatest death metal vocalist of all time.

by DaRoffle October 17, 2015