jism monkey

The Spawn of Mr Lassman

That kid of Ed's is a right Jism Monkey

by Mr Jiz February 18, 2005

JisAvailable

Delight at noticing chat buddy available online

Jay, hooray, so-and-so JisAvailable!

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

Jism Hawk

Woman who (like a predator) hovers in a bar in search of male spunk

That jism hawk is going to get some young stud tonight.

by Sol Good July 3, 2009

Jimmarie

A very sweet and loving girl.

You should be sweet and pretty as Jimmarie.

by tuttiejimma February 23, 2010

Jimagine

Short form for "Just Imagine".
Pronounced: "Jim - a - gin"

Jimagine what it would be like to be a girl and have your own boobs.

by TheRock15 December 1, 2010

Jimalee

A perfect, beautiful, amazing, funny, cute girl. She’s cares for those she loves and would do anything to make you happy. I would definitely want one!

Guy 1. Dude I wish I could find a girl like Jimalee
Guy 2. She’s so perfect I would die if I dated her

by Lonely_Cowboy March 31, 2019

Jism

The preferred form of coffee creamer among Dooleys. Rather than milk, cream, or other powdered or liquid coffee creamers, only jism will do. Their idea of the perfect cup of java is a Starbucks mocha latte, with 10 artificial sweeteners and 3 goopy loads of jism. They enjoy not only the taste but the congealed, gelatinous, coagulation created by the loads of jism.

"Hey Mike, have you seen the jism? I'm trying to make a cup of coffee?" Mike: "No Jenny, I think we are all out, but hold on and let me whip some up for you."

A Dooley, at Starbucks: "Can I get 3 pumps of jizz with that latte?" Starbucks worker: "No sir, you have to provide your own jism. There is a bathroom right over there, and there is lube on the counter."

by That Dude That Knows September 23, 2020