Jingle Hopper Jones

This is a man who hops a lot. He has a 4 Chan channel where he shows off his hopping skills.

Person 1: "Have you seen the brand new video from Jingle Hopper Jones?"
Person 2: "Yes, it's really great!"

by Tewartu December 13, 2022

Jiggly Wiggly

When a Lizzo sits on your face until you either break a facial bone or you are severely concussed.

Cole: This BBW just gave me the best Jiggly Wiggly of my life.

Bryson: I can tell you broke your nose from it.

Bryson: How much she weigh?

Cole: 450.

by ColeDaddy69 February 10, 2023

Buff JigglyPuff

The 2nd best Call of Duty Player only 1 upped by Tony023.

Random:Tony i just no scoped you
Tony023: ya you just pulled a Buff JigglyPuff!!

by SO CO LO March 30, 2009

idaho jiggly puff

It is a huge booty that is so soft if someone lays on it there head sinks in half way. Idaho Jiggly puffs are very rare. Some people ask to be smacked by the huge butt. A Idaho Jiggly Puff can be used as a weapon in some cases. Men love Idaho Jiggly Puffs because they are so soft. When it is smacked it looks like ocean waves which can be enjoyable to be smacked by.

DUDE! Did you see that Idaho Jiggly Puff?

Yea man that was awesome I smacked that thing real good it felt awesome!

by DontDo96Do69 February 21, 2017

jongly

when (usually curly) hair needs a cut

jesus, my hair is jongly

by damian January 27, 2004

jingledorf

i creature that became exticnt millions of years ago because they didnt know how to have sex

I will go back in time and have sex with all the hot jingledorfs and save the species

by Tardytheturtle January 22, 2005

jingle splats

Its where you stick a christmas bell in your ass, and then you go eat a bunch of hot buffalo wings. Then you wait until you have to shit, then you fuck your girlfriend and right when shes about to finish, you jump on top of her, ass ready to fire and blow your shitload. Then yell, "MERRY CHRISTMAS, ITS JINGLE SPLATS, BITCH!"

BITCH ITS CHRISTMAS, GET READY FOR JINGLE SPLATS TIME!!!

by Kincade_cunt October 18, 2009