Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.
Examples of straight jargon:
1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"
2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies
Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."
1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"
2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies
Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."
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Get the Jagon mug."Hey jayton, did you do that math assunment?"< word pronounced wrong.
"LOL YOU FUCKING RETARDED? ASSUNMENT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
1 week later:
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"LOL YOU FUCKING RETARDED? ASSUNMENT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
1 week later:
Jayton - "YOU FUCKING RETARD YOU SAID ASSUNMENT HAHAHAAHA"
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