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Straight jargon

Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.
Examples of straight jargon:

1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"

2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies

Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."
by CST507 November 11, 2021
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Jayson

A very sexy man, most times a teacher... Definatly a dilf. Probably oblivious to their good looks and incredibly smart.
"Woah, did you see the new science teacher? Definitely a jayson"
by 2112nikki November 28, 2016
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jaylon

she is being a jaylon
by rowden July 25, 2007
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Jargon Games

Jargon games is a small flash gaming site.
by Brad June 9, 2003
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Jayson

The cutest person in your school. Every girl would die to date him. You and your best friends would probably fight over him. When you date him you will realize it is not worth it but you will stay friends.
by DADDY_<3 April 30, 2019
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Jagon

A quick reference to a cock or another foreign ( alien speciese ) equivilant of a
penis
by M&C August 7, 2005
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Jayton

One who will not let something go. Constantly brings it up.
"Hey jayton, did you do that math assunment?"< word pronounced wrong.
"LOL YOU FUCKING RETARDED? ASSUNMENT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"

1 week later:
Jayton - "YOU FUCKING RETARD YOU SAID ASSUNMENT HAHAHAAHA"
by Johnny Egerds September 7, 2013
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