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jared

a vape god that vapes at school all day and clouds up the hallways. he is the most cringey person ever and when ever he walks up the stairs he clouds up the stair then runs from the teachers.He is a true vape god with a 1 millon billion trillion watt vape with the biggest mod ever. A true vape nation general
wow ur such a jared
by lamboboss678 March 7, 2017
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Jared a big donkey look king fag with a small cock
Jared , he's got small cock
by Omar June 7, 2014
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Kids get inside! Jared is cumming!
by Turkey Jerky Tom April 13, 2015
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a stupid fucker who can't even get dressed in the morning.
he likes hitting on married women and invariably gets beaten by their husbands.
he is usually retarded and likes literally eating shit.
that man just beat his wife's jared.
by gerard_capshen123 November 23, 2013
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Jared works at Subway
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The stupid ass Jew everyone's cool with. That kids got more problems than a mental patient. Usually known as the drug dealer because he's getting rid of all those prescriptions mommy has him on. Nice guy though
"Damn Jareds drunk again"?
by Autobon946 March 31, 2017
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someone who has achieved the mastery of gayness

someone you would stride to be gay

a manifestation of homoseaxuallity

basically the gay-est nigga God could create
I took jared's girlfriend ... oh well

My wife is hates jared and things he is a homophobic nigger
by jared gasmena December 6, 2017
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