Jesus Jammer

Someone who tries to cram a fresh load of unwanted religion down your throat.

Keith: You should get in touch with God, Kenneth.
Kenneth the Athiest: What a jesus jammer...

by somedude149 May 13, 2014

Jumpin Jammer

Seemingly hairless, but actually quite hairy terrorist. Face off wizard who has mastered the art of drawing a woman spread eagle, and creating awkward situations with strangers at bars. Overall nice guy, who can't stop buying surf boards.

HEY JAMMER MAN! JUMPIN JAMMER!

by Peer Himler June 26, 2010

Boner jammer

The act of jamming ones boner.

This chick starts talking about her kids on our first date...it turned into a real boner jammer

by MrWafflehead January 15, 2014

pickle jammer

A homosexual who inserts his pickle into another mans rectum.

jeff and dylan were pickle jamming all night long, there for jeff is a pickle jammer

by jeff plays the mud trumpet March 7, 2014

slammer jammer

A homemade shotgun made from two pipes

Too bad my slammer jammer.

by the_tru_meister May 26, 2018

bum jammer

Slang, for homosexual male.

"If a guy reads Cosmo, and drinks Perrier, he's clearly a bum jammer."

by D. Gould July 30, 2008

Big Jammer

Heart attack. Jamming of the arteries

Don't give Ed a surprise birthday party. The man is 85! He might just have a big jammer and die before we can serve the cake!

by Kim Fulcher March 12, 2015