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Jalapeño style 

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Jalapeño style is a way of beating your meat. You would use both hands, sit up straight, your legs curved and having the tips of your toes touch. Start going ham and milking yourself like never before
I was jerking it with Larry and the creature jalapeño style.
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The Jalapeño Popper 

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The act of pouring pepper down a girl's or guy's asshole before giving anal, then making the reciever fart out the pepper right before the giver jizzes on their back.
Guy 1: Yo dude, while you were sleeping i brought this hot ass chick back into our dorm while I was drunk last night and gave her The Jalapeño Popper of a lifetime.
Guy 2: Huh thats wierd...
Guy1: What is?
Guy 2: My asshole has felt like an open fire since this morning.
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Prison Jalapeño 

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The phenomenon of using a jalapeño, sliced in half, as a condom in prison.
Don’t drop the soap or Tyrese “The Shaft” Johnson will give you the prison jalapeño.
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Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker 

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The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.
on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"
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Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe 

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The greatest Red Hot Chili Peppers coverband in history! Some even say they are better than the Chili Peppers.
Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe, they are so hot right now! Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe!
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figtree and jalapeno 

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2 people who are in love and they can't not be in love because they are stuck together
figtree and jalapeno love eacgother so much
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