Jaffer

Something that exceeds one's expectations...something which you regard to be of sheer excellence. Derived from the Rhyzo school of linguistics!!

Have you seen the new Paris Hilton home porno...its an absolute JAFFER!!!

by Burnsie January 20, 2005

Jaffoo

Jaffoo: A "slang" word for sperm. The male fluid when the penis is ejaculates.

"I just jaffoo'd in your eye!"
"My jaffoo really smells"

by Christopher Lamb February 25, 2009

Jafaican

A Jamaican wanna' be.

(Fake Jamaican)
(White but wants to be black)

"Your a Jafaican!" "What's that?" "A fake Jamaican"

by realoren June 16, 2014

Jafaican

When some one is trying act getto or gangsta but with a jamaican bent.

"Tom has had his hair in dreads for months now". "Yea, he is Jafaican".

by Richie Pimental March 11, 2009

Jafared

To creepily put your hands on someone like Jafar from Aladin. Specifically in the manner that he puts one finger down at a time on Princess Jasemin's shoulder in the film.

"Earth that guy totally just Jafared you Lydia".

by Pandabear86 April 15, 2014

jaffapearl

A person who doesn't have a clue on where they want to go in life

Oh he's a Jaffapearl, he has no clue what a-levels to take.

by Fred Norton November 30, 2013

Itchy Jaffas

Ur bollocks need a good scratching!!! Or u have sumthing worng with them UUURGGH

ooooooooooooooooo Itchy Jaffas

by Tom Stallard February 19, 2003