Ivs

An Ivs is defined as a person who loves making shitty beats on FL studios, but he's actually a really talented songwriter. Some would define him as a hipster, but it's ok 'cause he's a STJERN'.

"Hey look at Ivs, he's a STJERN!!!"

by MEMENAYSHY'ALL September 18, 2017

somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed

the most beautiful line ever written

“taylor swift is shit” - npc
“somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed” - a god

“nevermind”

by taylor’s left toe November 27, 2022

ive

your hot and bisexual and have guy froends

hey i,m ive .

by anonymous October 1, 2021

Exodus IV

Why roman numerals? I donno... They look dope.

Moses 😨 "Oh man..."

Woman 😭 "My baby! MY BABY!"

Moses "Oh jeez..."

Pharoah 😰 "How could this have happened?"

Moses "Pharoah I... I'm sorry I... I need those those slaves..."

Pharoah 😔 "Fine... Take them..."

Moses "Oo... Yeah... And I need some cows..."

Pharoah "HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN ENOUGH!?"

Moses "Yeah, I... He was pretty adamant about the cows..."

Pharoah "Fine... Just leave..."

Moses "Yeah... I'm gonna grab my magic stick-snake I don't know if that's import-"

Pharoah "GET OUT!"

Moses *Grabs snake and scurries off*

Exodus IV

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

IVS

Irritable Vowel Syndrome. Trouble with using the letters (a,e,i,o,u.....); and sadly, sometimes y.

The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!

by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019

Iveli

Iveli is a little shit who likes dick and loves nuts, his favorite being pistachio. He usually has a very hot girlfriend, even though he has a toe fetish and she finds it creepy. Iveli- so kool he should join the kool kids klub!

Man I wish I had a kool friend like Iveli!

by Penisgobbler07 November 21, 2021

phillip henry hacker iv

phillip henry hacker the fourth was an ancient prussian king who changed the national religion to that of the ancient Greeks. many historians this action to the downfall of the prussian empire. On the positive side, this man was said to have enjoyed an early version of {volleyball} that died out before its hawaiian counterpart gained familiarity.

used to describe someone who enjoys religion and obscure sports

Tony: YO, did you see that the new kid carries a bible?
Jon: No way, he was at Volleyball practice. Must be a phillip henry hacker IV.

by thesigman May 16, 2018