hurting bert

When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.

Bob pulled a hurting bert last year!

by Brewer May 2, 2005

brain hurt

to manipulate ,confound or to "mindfuck" someone.

I'm not going to cripple Jake ,I'm gonna brain hurt his ass.

by Lumpy T October 23, 2017

gym hurt

That feeling you get after a harsh workout. You're sore And in pain BUT you're satisfied with the accomplishment!

Man! I'm so Gym Hurt after arm day!

by ProudPoppa865 November 26, 2016

Can't hurt

When you are asked a question and you agree because you don't see any reason not to.

"Would you like me to show you how to mine Bitcoin?"

"Can't hurt!"

by therocker83 July 18, 2021

book-hurt

when a book renders you in a state of immense sadness and melancholy.

" Dear oh dear, I'm afraid this story has caused masive book-hurt"

by YvanadankPussyWeed December 19, 2013

Hurt Bagel

A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.

Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."

by Stephan422 June 10, 2014

hurt by the hoover

when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself

Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016