mr trout

a bald geezer who enjoys setting fucking assessment tasks that no one is bothered to finish. he's a pretty good artist tbh tho

'mr trout always has his nipples pointing out of his 3-sizes-too-small shirts'

by mr trouts pointy tits October 18, 2020

Fire Trout

When you squirt sriracha sauce in your girl's pussy and then eat it.

Jack: Hey babe, can I have a fire trout with you?
Brittney: You know a lot of really weird sex moves, and I love it. Let's do it.

by Cunt_bucket August 1, 2018

Steamed Trout

When you take a dump, and hot shower afterwards. The steam intesifies the smell for days.

The wife pissed me off today, so to get her back I made a steamed trout.

by steamed trout January 24, 2010

salmon trout

Trout (fish) that resembles salmon due to its pink color.

When you are buying salmon don't confuse it with salmon trout as they look very similar.

by kazhami January 1, 2015

Crusty Trout

A vagina so nasty it's as if you have to pick the scabs off before penetration is possible.

That girl's so nasty I bet she has a Crusty Trout.

by BrewTat October 7, 2008

river trout

When the Hudson River collected sewage from surrounding communities, swimmers and fishermen referred to the floating turds as "river trout."

I swam from New Jersey to New York but the river trout got me.

by aegrotatio March 31, 2009

Pocket Trout

A stinky redneck's penis. They often refer to their own junk as a pocket trout, which I think is wierd. I guess they think that there are women out there that actually like a stinky, dirty penis that has not been washed since it was stuck into various farm animals at the last barn dance.

hey baby, want to have a nibble at my pocket trout? no? well damn

by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005