Useless Information

Distributed throughout schools worldwide.
Such as Algebra through Trigonometry, Language classes like English, unless you want to learn a new language.

Science does not fall under this category, because it is necessary, otherwise we wouldn't know that certain elements react differently, and possibly dangerously with other elements.

World Cultures is somewhat important, so that you understand other people in the world better.

John: "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith?"

Mrs. Smith: "Yes, what is it John?"

John: "This is Useless Information, when will we ever need to know how to find the x and y intercepts of the graphed line?"

Mrs. Smith thinking: "Must change the subject..."

Mrs. Smith: "Well John, if you ever get a job including the use of advanced mathematics, you will need to learn this."

John: "But I hate math, I want to be a race car driver."

Mrs. Smith: "SHUT UP NO BACK TALKING, NOW GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!"

John: "F*** YOU!"

After John graduated High School, he became a successful Nascar driver and later visited Mrs. Smith to rub it in, and to show her that math isn't necessary to drive a car really fast.

by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC December 15, 2010

Game Informer

A videogame magazine known for its condescending rude attitude towards its readers and insulting anything that isn't Halo or Assassin's Creed related. Their biased reviews often tend to lean towards what they believe gamers should buy instead of what they should choose without forced opinion. Their claim on being "number one" as a videogame magazine is the result of being pushed to GameStop customers when subscribing to their shitty membership. No way to escape said subscription either. Magazine goes directly to garbage bin after receiving it in the mail.

Man, just tossed another awful Game Informer magazine to the trash after reading it halfway through. Such a waste of paper.

by RaphTheAvenger June 6, 2017

information systems

basically the same as computer. only difference is that they have a life. computer scinece people tend to be tooo nerdy and psychotic.

Pete, the pimp and an IS major, manages a campuswide network during the day, and then runs an escort service for hookers at night, while driving a c55 amg (mercedes). In the meantime, the cs major will sit behind his dull-glowing screen at home and talk to other pathetic code-typing weirdos.

by Gerson Perla February 14, 2005

police informer

A citizen, who doesn't work for the police. Someone you may have known well, but they're just after you. They tell the police everything about you and your friends. They give the police any evidence they might have found or that you may have sold to them- drugs, weapons, etc.. These are the ones that can't be trusted.

I sold some drugs to my old friend John back in February. Then the police arrested me at my house 2 months later for a distribution charge. TRUST NO ONE.

by fuck you bitch April 9, 2005

informationista

noun: a librarian or other information professional.

That righteous informationista helped me find money for college.

by Vicki S. May 24, 2006

infoeater

A very responsible and nice young man who drinks a lot of booze, plays wow in the morning and cs at night.
He loves the notion of being whipped, and tries to get people to call him 'slave'.

Look at little billy do all of the cooking and cleaning. That young chap is such an InfoEater.

by hiya43210 January 11, 2009

The Informer

Someone who reports to someone else thats not you.
1. younger siblings
2. randoms

Dude, your younger brother is The Informer.

by Tim Jong il July 8, 2011