Indicktance

1) The change in inductance obtained after sticking your penis in in the center of an inductor, measured in Henries.

2) A quantitative measure of how big one's member really is... using electricity.

Nerd 1 "Just stick it in the middle and I'll flip the switch."

Nerd 2 "This is as gay as nerdsex."

Nerd 1 "It will measure your indicktance level, which you can post online. Now stfu and hold it steady."

by Dualies December 11, 2010

InDiot

The common term used for any current, past or future employee of the Indiana Department of Transportation.

"Hey all, I just got a job working for Indiana DOT!"
all - "Oh congratulations! You are now an InDiot!"

"Hey all, let me tell you how roads work."
"Nah Im good, but thanks Indiot"

by Dasneeth December 12, 2019

Invictus

The name of a certain gamer who never gives up and always prevails

Invictus was about to clutch when cavi came up his butt

by ThyAsianDanny July 23, 2020

indistractable

not sufficiently entertained by media or digital devices. bored ennui jaded

No matter how many screens I'm looking at, I'm bored. I think I've become indistractable!

by umgume duwatt February 28, 2016

indoctrinator

A term describing people who believe that Obama's speech to America is going to be used to get students at schools to believe socialistic/Obama-istic thoughts. Used to encourage kids to not go to school for that day. The 3rd in many of the conspiracy words of the Obama Administration along with birther and deather.

"I'm not letting my kid watch that speech from Obama, it'll influence his mind," says one parent.
"What? That's crazy talk," says another parent.
"Of course not, I heard it from Sean Hannity and Michelle Malkin last night on Fox News," said the first parent.
"Oh those two are indoctrinators," said the second parent.

by Lawz of the Lawlez Landz September 4, 2009

indica

nickname for marijuana, herb, skunk, bud. all the same..

"Chill with indica and Guinness
Steer clear of white powder"
-311

by AMEK August 12, 2005

disgrace to the universal indicators

A disgraceful object/image.

A tramp is standing on a street corner when chavs r on a bus. "Ah, I feel propa sorry 4 him", "Aye, i na but look at his trainers, wot a disgrace to the universal indicators"

by Melly D December 18, 2004