Dutch Piss

A euphemism for Heineken beer. It is used by some because of the strong and bitter taste of Heineken and also because it is imported from the Netherlands.

"Say, pour me a glass of that fine imported Dutch Piss."

by UnassumingPencil October 21, 2007

Dutch Cobra

1. The uncircumcised penis of a European man. 2. An uncircumcised Euro-trash, as mentioned in the horror novel: The Gospel of Bucky Dennis.

1. Look at the cock-hood on that Dutch Cobra.
2. Bet that Dutch Cobra's a smegma factory.

by Jerry Seaver August 20, 2010

Dutch rider

The action of grabbing your dick then having a partener/friend grabbing your arm and jerking you off.

See also: Double Dutch rider

Dude, check it out! We can do a dutch rider without being gay! We're not touching dicks, other than our own.

by OlivaHessum April 01, 2009

dutch stovepipe

The act of farting in a Snuggie and putting the sleeve in someone's face for them to smell it.

Jimmy just farted in his snuggie and gave his wife a Dutch Stovepipe.

by chefjiz October 02, 2009

von dutch

Kenny Howard--the eccentric that started the pinstriping craze. Most known for his "eye in the sky" artwork.

You don't need an example; read the definition.

by asdf November 22, 2004

Pennsylvania-Dutch

A bunch of German people that came to Pennsylvania and it's neighboring states, make good food, farmed the land, and in return were accused of being Dutch!

All Amish are Pennsylvania-Dutch, but not all Pennsylvania-Dutch are Amish.

by Me August 16, 2003

Dutch Kiss

A kiss for everyone.
A kiss for tolerance.
A kiss that can be exchanged at any time, anywhere, between anyone

The kiss that lasts forever.
Sometimes innocent, sometimes naughty… full of lust!

But always from the heart.

This Valentine, let’s spread the Dutch Kiss
If you believe love is a fundamental right for everyone
And every person may choose who they love, without restriction

- The Dutch Kiss between Madonna and Britney was inspiring!
- I just got a Dutch Kiss... from my dog

by Walldorfman January 15, 2014