by goosefucker June 2, 2020
Get the Ianmug. Ian is amazing, strong, and can be scary at times. He’s a sweetheart if you get to know him though. Very few people have ever got to know him as more than a friend, but I’m sure the ones that did we’re happy. He has electric blue eyes, black, slightly curly hair, and a perfect smile. You always want an Ian. 🤪
Ian your amazing.
by to_cool_for_skool October 18, 2019
Get the Ianmug. Ian is a guy who is absolutely cringey. Sure, he’s good looking, but man, when he opens his mouth: cock-block city. He tries to make people smile with his humor, but he is cringier than kids doing fortnite dances. Nice guy but an extreme twat
by Heydefman27 October 15, 2018
Get the Ianmug. Rahul: “Did that nigga just call her pretty?! Hes an Ian for sure.”
Jacob: “Hes into girls?! I better stay away from that freak!”
Jacob: “Hes into girls?! I better stay away from that freak!”
by Kahd May 3, 2020
Get the Ianmug. 
Do you know a Kyle anywhere, here's Ian for you, a man of brutal honesty, shotgunning all over TVs and lots of frogs. omelets for breakfast, raw chicken for lunch and whole lotta complaints along the way. But what a man, what a legend, this guy is the type of guy to make you laugh and be pissed off at the same time. Wanna get to experience how hell is like, try being Ian for a day. Gym hardo and hard-ons. Probably see him making out with a few dumbbells as he slowly progresses through the sets. An advocate for memes. Laughs with his mouth open so you'll get a refreshing taste of morning breath. Loves to make racist jokes, does not hold back, but lowkey feels bad. You'll find him in the bog catching frogs and throwing it somewhere. Don't be surprised if one day you'll find underground frog fighting tournaments. Loving kid but say something wrong and you'll probably feel like shit after. Also, protect all nearby walls. Have home depot on speed dial if you see him around. Overall 10/10
by graham_cracker_bust_nut October 30, 2019
Get the Ianmug. he’s freakin amazing, like in every way. he’s VERY very loud, kind of obnoxious, but for some reason you end up loving him in the end. ian is the type of person you wanna keep in your life forever, kinda
like your better half. ian speaks his mind whenever he wants and has zero filter, but it suits him, and just makes him 10 times more fun to be around. he is very stubborn and will not let anything go until he gets what he wants. he’s definitely a ladies man, but only has his eye on one girl at a time. he’s lovable, funny, bubbly, and really frickin hard to stay mad at. in conclusion, get yourself an ian, and if you have one, make sure to keep him.
like your better half. ian speaks his mind whenever he wants and has zero filter, but it suits him, and just makes him 10 times more fun to be around. he is very stubborn and will not let anything go until he gets what he wants. he’s definitely a ladies man, but only has his eye on one girl at a time. he’s lovable, funny, bubbly, and really frickin hard to stay mad at. in conclusion, get yourself an ian, and if you have one, make sure to keep him.
by triple.e. May 12, 2019
Get the ianmug.