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Hypocrite 

Ellie. My friend Ellie is a total Hypocrite.
Ellie - "omg yu spelled somehing rigth lillie!"
Me - "Jesus Ellie you're suck a fucking hypocrite."
Hypocrite by Grape Goddess April 25, 2019

Hypocrite 

Mark Gerges

Barky Barky

TheMarkyWay
"oolala" said mark.

"oolala" said Youssef

"OMG WHY U SAYING OOLALA TO ME I NEVER DO IT TO YOU" said mark

Mark is being a hypocrite in this example.

Hypocrite 

Onision is a hypocrite.
Hypocrite by iAmBam May 26, 2019

Hypocrite 

A female who thinks nobody has any right to tell her what to do with her own body, but thinks she has every right to decide what's best for an animal (when to spay or neuter an animal).
The hypocrite was quick to make decisions about an animal's body for the animal, but made it a crime for anybody else to treat her own body like it wasn't sacred.
Hypocrite by Solid Mantis June 26, 2019

Hypocrite 

Someone who does the following...
1. Taunts people for watching (porn) then goes home and watches porn while (playing with themselves)
2. Says "I DON'T LIKE SECRETS!" and yet they pull people away and (gossip)
3. Talks about how gross Justin Bieber is and then you go over to their place and see them kissing a card board statue of Justin and putting their hand down their undies.
1. "Ew you watch porn your so gross" (goes home) "oh oh oh OH FUCK!"

2. "I HATE SECRETS STOP IT!" (later) "Hey come here i gotta tell you something..."
3." I hate justin bieber he's like so gross" (at a sleepover) "Oh yeah baby kiss meh!"
ALL ARE HYPOCRITES!!!
Hypocrite by Ew123 June 27, 2019

Hypocrite 

Some one who tells people not to do things and then does these things themselves
Anna: *dumps Ovie and Kisses Jordan*

The UK: Anna is such a hypocrite, you can’t get mad at Danny and Micheal and then Do ThE SaMe BlOoDy ThInG
Hypocrite by Yeetboo July 7, 2019