Army of Hurt

When you configure all the players in a videogame to use the same controller scheme, thus controlling all the characters at once with a single controller.

The practice is easily accomplished on arcade game emulators.
"Are you playing this game online?" "No, I'm controlling all four characters at once--I'm bringing the Army of Hurt."

The Shredder didn't stand a chance in single player when he figured out how to bring the Army of Hurt by controlling all four Ninja Turtles with the same game pad.

Magneto didn't stand a chance when the Army of Hurt unleashed their super moves.
by StonerIsLegend February 07, 2013
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hurt by the hoover

when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself
Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?
by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016
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Slut Hurt

When a hot girl gets bent out of shape for being rejected.
Bitch, don't be gettin' all slut hurt just cuz yo' nasty vag got da clap.
by Robisgod January 05, 2015
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where it hurts

In a boy's / man's case, then nuts / balls, head or asshole.

In a girl's, / woman's case, that can be her titties / boobies, head, or asshole.
Boy 2: Girl 1 kicked Boy 1 where it hurts! What a bitch-ass mothafucka!
Girl 1: I kicked Boy 1 where it hurts because he kicked me where it hurts.
Boy 2: Oh ok.
by RetroGalacticGamer April 05, 2020
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brain hurt

to manipulate ,confound or to "mindfuck" someone.
I'm not going to cripple Jake ,I'm gonna brain hurt his ass.
by Lumpy T October 23, 2017
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hurt panda

Not sad but upset more along the emotional sense. When some hurts your feelings you can be hurt panda.
Wow you really hurt my feelings.. I am a hurt panda.
by meldarican May 08, 2011
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Can't hurt

When you are asked a question and you agree because you don't see any reason not to.
"Would you like me to show you how to mine Bitcoin?"

"Can't hurt!"
by therocker83 July 18, 2021
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