dog hump

When a dog tries to fuck you

I got dog humped yesterday

by 1qazgfvbnhyjumk,ilo April 11, 2017

Rubbish Hump

When attempting to hook up with a bird amongst a flock of women, quickly picking the ugliest in the pack so you can reduce the time investment to the absolute minimum to achieve an ejaculatory outcome.

Jimmy Dink was on a tight timeline so he pulled a Rubbish Hump that enables him to be at the start of the poker game on time.

by Jimmy Dink May 30, 2018

Hummy

Another word for homie, except they yo hummy.

What’s good hummy?
Thanks hummy that’s wassup.

by shroomjuicee May 18, 2021

hump you

A milder way of saying "F-you". Often used by children to avoid getting in trouble for saying the real thing.

"No it isn't! Hump you! It's MY beach ball!"

by Gucc June 6, 2007

Hump Jumping

The act of sticking your penis inside a girl's vagina while a friend jumps on the bed

Him and his girlfriend thought hump jumping would allow them to have sex but remain virgins.

by 664 Inc. October 15, 2021

Hump day

Wednesday. The "hump" of the week.

Uh oh... Guess what day it is!

Guess. What. Day. It. Is.
Eh?
Hey, julie, guess what day it is?
Oh come on, I know you can hear me!
Mikemikemikemikemike!
What day is it mike?
Hehehuhaha!
Lesley, guess what today is!
(It's hump day)
WooWOO!!

HuMP DaEEEYYY! Yeah!

by Name removed by the NSA December 6, 2013

Jew Hump

(Verb)
1.Literally humped by an individual of the Jewish faith.

2.Attacked from behind by someone in a video game generally killing them.

1.George Just Jew humped me!

2.(Halo 2)That n00b Jew humped me with a Laser sword!(instant kill)

by Jon__11717 January 20, 2008