thottie hottie

A girl who u know is a thottie and hit half the school but she is just too damn fine to pass up
Friend 1: damn she fine
Friend 2: u know she hit 4 guys...this weekend
Friend 1: i know...but I can't pass her up though, she a thottie hottie
by OGmud June 17, 2015
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hottie-with-a-heifer

Hottie-with-a-heifer is a phenomenon, commonly refered to as "H wit a H". The sign of this syndrome is incredibly hot members of the male sex, who are either dating, partnered, or married with an exceedingly fat, beastly, obnoxious, and utterly disgusting woman.

It has been shown that the women are usually total bitches, who have the hottie completely whipped--the hottie has absolutly no idea how hot they are.

Cindy: "God Robin, I can't believe John is with that ugly,
fat bitch. He is way to hot to be with her..!"

Robin: "He's a hottie-with-a-heifer, Robin..! Get over it!"

by Cliffie-poo February 13, 2006
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Hottie Hunting

The act of placing oneself in a public area and deliberately looking for a good-looking/attractive person with whom you would like to sleep with. Usually this takes place in a car, club/bar, mall, or a nursing home(for the older folks/creepy fetish people/19 y/o girls in minnesota. Its is usually a futile attempt to find a significant other and will usually end with a lowered ego and/or a police report for harassment.
1: "Hey-o man lets go hottie hunting!! Find some chicks!"
2: "Nah dude I gotta court date from the last one, not a foxie female"
3: "Did you really just say 'hey-o'? Get a life!"
by Merrixcherri February 19, 2009
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hella hottie

An incredibly attractive and intelligent person.
"Heidi is such a hella hottie!"
by kolba August 28, 2005
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little hotties

homeless pedophile: Hey little hottie, I'm so cold, I've become stiff. Do you have any little hotties, so I can heat up?
by sir climer the great November 22, 2018
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Showerhead hottie

The person a woman fantasizes about while masturbating with the showerhead.
by grapefruit lovah December 06, 2010
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hotty biscotti

a slang term used for nice boys who feed ducks,
oh, look at that hotty biscotti feeding ducks!
by yeahlisa August 06, 2008
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