Hotness

I swear the hottest girl out.

Lauren is the total hotness

by hellahotnesstothamax March 4, 2007

Hotness

A male or female who is really physically attractive.

Johnny Depp has the qualities of amazing acting, hotness, and the traits of a comedian.

by Analucia Josephine Phyliss February 4, 2010

hottest guy ever

ian somerhalder

Person 1: Jacob from math class has to be the hottest guy ever
Person 2: Who’s Jacob from math class? I only know Ian Somerhalder

by pothead007 August 17, 2020

the hottest person to exist

BENNNNN R

ben is the hottest person to exist

by puppiesrcuties October 23, 2019

Mostest with the Hostess

A cruel and unusual twist on the commonly-known phrase "Hostess with the Mostest", which is normally used to describe either a) the Denny's Hostess with the biggest rack...or b) the Hostess that you'd mostest like to anally violate. To the dismay of male chatters around the world, this phrase is used to symbolize many an AOL woman, who not only have an unhealthy desire to accumulate more Twinkies and Suzy-Q's than any other household on the block, but use their impressive cache of baked goods to provide sustenance for the hours upon hours they spend in chatrooms.

JWeed439: "Yo Rylie...have you seen the size of the ass on Jenny lately?" Rylie: "Dude. How can you miss it. She's gotta be the Mostest with the Hostess."

by JWeed439 August 22, 2011

hottest thing known to man

A thing that makes every human being horny. It is so horny that everyone puts it on the top of their list of things that makes them horny.

Ur mom is hottest thing known to man.

by jdoexbox360 September 9, 2023

hotness in a bag

n. A phrase used to describe the EXTREME hotness of a guy or girl. Can be used by itself in certain circumstances, commonly as a nickname or codename used to refer to the person in question.

Girl--OMG my new chem partner is sooo cute!!!
Friend--I agree: total hotness in a bag.

by Isla Rhodes November 6, 2009