1. when you wake up in the morning and you have a raging boner because you had a long night of drinkin' or smokin' so you haven't pissed in a while, making you're morning wood hurt even worse than usual due to the large build-up of piss in your boner, like water in a garden hose.
2. useful garden tool for watering your plants.
2. useful garden tool for watering your plants.
1. Guy at Urinal: "Dude you have a fuckin' boner"
Guy # 2: "I know, I had a long night at the pub so I passed out before I could take a leak, had a dream about Pam Anderson, and woke up with a fuckin' garden hose."
2. "Honey pass me the garden hose so I can water my tulips."
Guy # 2: "I know, I had a long night at the pub so I passed out before I could take a leak, had a dream about Pam Anderson, and woke up with a fuckin' garden hose."
2. "Honey pass me the garden hose so I can water my tulips."
by cpkay September 16, 2010
Get the garden hosemug. Taken from Canadien slang, "Hoser", which carries two meanings in Canuck culture. The first, given to the losing team of a hockey game whose job was to hose down the ice after the game. Second came from the gas shortage in Canada decades ago, desperate Canadiens would be caught sucking fuel from cars with make shift garden siphon.
by Vinnie Boombatz. September 21, 2015
Get the Hose Headmug. by dom s December 24, 2007
Get the bust a hosemug. When you let it hang out and are just continuously pissing, not holding it in. When you've freed willy and just want to let the hose flow.
by bussypee August 22, 2022
Get the Free-hosingmug. A term used by IT professionals to refer to a network link, or flow of data in bits, bytes, etc. A "Bit hose" could be any I/O, yet is intended to be used in reference with networking.
In reference to a network intrusion, "Sadly, the rogues walked in through the bit hose and set up shop; most had no idea they were ever there."
by ZerOxygen September 22, 2008
Get the bit hosemug. 
by I am Hitler July 30, 2019
Get the man hosemug.