homework

1. Something ELSE for teenagers to whine about, as if they needed anything more.

2. Work given by teachers to be completed outside the classroom, intended to reinforce learning so the ungrateful little fuckers might actually learn something instead of spending all their time talking on the phone about who screwed who or participating in worthless extra-curricular activities such as football and cheerleading.
Stop adding idiotic definitions here, shut the fuck up, and go do your fucking homework.
by Abudoobie January 09, 2006
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The thing that chumps complain about because they want to play video games instead. It never really takes that long to do, but idiots let it pile up until the last minute then whine about how their free thought is suppressed by it, or some crap. The idiots then come up with a shitty excuse for why they didn't do it. The excuse is totally lame because the idiot's brain was fried by the sudden need to think.
Bob: "Dude, man, let me copy your homework for math that's due today."

Jim: "I don't even take the same class as you."

Bob: "Really? You were in a dream I was having in that class yesterday."

Jim: "You're retarded."
by Lazy People October 03, 2009
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"how'z is goin' - if you done your homework, you should be good and in"
by The Mamma with the Quan November 15, 2007
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A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.
"I had algebra homework to do, but instead I decided to lay on a bed of nails, much less painful"
by Dozer Zigashi February 28, 2010
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The shit that kills paper, trees. Whatever you prefer. You end up not needing that piece of shit later.
Guy1:Hey man, got any binder paper I can use?
Guy2: Sorry, used it all doing math homework last night.
by OhCanada2point0h August 30, 2009
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A sinister instrument of torture given by teacher. It was created purely for teachers' entertainment.
Teacher: The homework is to read twenty chapters and do a book report. It's due tomorrow.
by Paul the Liar October 01, 2009
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A learning tool that overall stresses the mind and deprives daily morale and nightly sleep, resulting in even worse performance in school the next day.
WELL, I have a 0 on today's test and got a 0 in class participation, but atleast I have my homework.
by 2009ends August 28, 2009
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