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hacker noobs

hacker noobs are mutated noobs. They feed on the pain of other gamers by pwning them in a cruel way...hacking. Hacking is either changing to course of the game or modifying your game experience by having something nobody else can ever have. Hacking noobs can also be people that hack in to internet, blogs, security etc. in a noobish style.
WTF! These hacker noobs killed me again!
by Le Godfather July 7, 2010
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Honker

Austin: "Caught any big ones when you went fishing yesterday?"
Ryan: "Totally, dude. I reeled in one of the biggest honkers I've ever seen."
by 69BoyPants August 31, 2018
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America's Next Top Hooker

This is a fake TV show from the video game: Grand Theft Auto 4. This show is obviously making fun of the terrible show: America's Next Top Model. In reality the two shows achieve the same thing, which is judging women solely based on there bodies.
I was playing Grand Theft Auto and I heard an advertisement for "America's Next Top Hooker" on the radio, while I was running over hookers. It was funny.
by Brymlee November 14, 2012
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Hockey

1) A sport originating in England, not played on ice but on foot, not using a puck but a ball. After hockey had developed in the British Isles in the late 19th century, it spread throughout the British Empire, largely due to the British army and this is one reason why India, Pakistan and Australia are so formidable (all were British colonies). Today, hockey is played all over the world by a variety of countries and is currently the second largest team sport in the world, just behind football (that's soccer to those who didn't realise).
2) A faster way of saying ice hockey.

Note - Both are good sports that need speed, stamina, skill etc, I'm just clearing up that it is seldom recognised that field hockey was the original.
1) John - "Do you wana go and play hockey?"
Matt - "Yea, I'll go get my shoes and a ball"
2) Jimmy - "Do u wana play hockey?"
Billy - "Yea, I'll go and get my skates and a puck"
by samstorm April 8, 2005
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Hockey Style

This pertains to when you bring a girl back to your house who has a decent body, but her face is nasty (a butterface). When she wants to have sex, you pull her shirt over her head like hockey players do when they get into fights and then bang the hell out of her. It'll be just like you were banging a hot chick!
Sara wanted to do it, but she was a complete scrump so I screwed her hockey style
by Brian H October 26, 2005
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Hooker Alarm Clock

This is when you give a hooker, who stays the night, an extra amount of money to wake you up with oral sex. Most typically used in Las Vegas.
"Man, ever since I've been using that Hooker Alarm Clock; I've been waking up very refreshed."
by Milk D August 9, 2008
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Field Hockey Goalie

Probably one of the most important players on a field hockey team- you can't win without a good goalie.
Only the toughest and strongest girls can be good field hockey goalies. They are brave enough to let girls drive balls at over 90mph straight at them. Most people think that goalies are just one big wall of padding, but some pads have gaps in coverage that can result in extremely painful injuries if hit. Imagine getting hit with a ball going over 90mph, straight in your thigh or hip- that's what it's like to be a goalie. Balls often pop up, so goalies need to deal with shots to the arms, hips, and thighs.

Goalies have to be quick and agile, even in bulky pads. Not only is it a physical game for goalies, but it's mental, too. Goalies have to be able to bounce back quickly if (god forbid) a goal is scored on them. If an offender, middie or defender misses the ball, there's always a chance to reclaim possession. If a goalie misses a ball or misjudges her timing, then the other team scores. Offenders, mids, or defenders take heat for not winning the game, but the goalies take heat for loosing the game. Goalies have a hard job because if the defenders aren't doing what they're supposed to do, or are playing like crap, then the goalie has no hope, and will still be blamed for the loss.
Goalies are tough, courageous, determined, and extremely skilled players in one of the most aggressive sports out there. There's no one else like them.
Field Hockey Goalie: (gets slammed with a drive straight to her hip, and doesn't even break her stride as she clears the ball out of the circle)
by Cimorene96 October 7, 2010
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