Erik Hermans

the greatest man to ever live

Erik Hermans: It me
Everyone else: You are the greatest man on earth

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Holding Herman

To stand by doing nothing while something exciting is happening. Used frequently on Wall Street to denote someone missing out on a winning trade. Literally means holding one’s penis.

Everyone was getting rich on GameStop while you were standing there holding Herman.

by Stonktopus August 17, 2022

uncle herman pants

Cut off pant legs with elastic sewn into the tops, worn to give the illusion of someone wearing pants under a long coat, allowing them to flash others with less suspicion than spoeting bare legs.

We caught him wearing Uncle Herman pants and wagging his cock out of his coat

by Dr. Lizardo March 21, 2023

pee-wee herman

The act of masturbating in a movie theatre.

That movie was so great, that I pulled a pee-wee herman!

by Da Bus February 25, 2005

herman li

The most overrated guitarist in the world. He shreds sloppily and he sucks. Kerry King could kick his ass back to La-La-Land.

Herman Li's just another Chinese product that fails.

by Element X-5 October 19, 2007

Hermanda

Generic name for a person of ambiguous sex. Herm- short for hermaphrodite. Herman- male name. Amanda- female name. Her-man-duh - Her? man? Duh.

Check out Hermanda over there... either she needs a mustache wax or he needs to lose the man tits.

by Miss Lew November 11, 2003

Herman Gill

Me¿? Well, in all technicality, it is me, which is me, and I'm just writing so this definition will be recognized, and wherein lies randomly stringed together words... like the speeches Bush rights... oh wait, THAT's why he doesn't write his own speeches

Wow, I feel stupid now.

by This has been established May 27, 2004