hector connector

a large unibrow, that is very unsightly.

WHOAH! look at his hector connector!

by maaaa! May 24, 2008

Hector

A young boi who likes to jerk off to loli's

Man Hector why would you do that i'm not gonna judge.

by 4REEEEL March 27, 2019

Hectic Dirties

An amalgamation of the words hectic and dirty. The expression originates from Morden, South London. Both words have the same connotation; an expression of amazement.
The words can also be reversed i.e.: "Dirty Hectics" or bastardized i.e.: "Rectic Flirties."

"That shit was hectic dirties!"
"Rahtid Koop that was some frederick flirties"
"Wectic birties!"

by Intense Emcee September 8, 2006

Hectic Hector

Absolute Cock, loves tromboning and specialises in removing arse fluff with the tongue!

Excuse me Jay do you enjoy being a Hectic Hector

by TRAD1 December 15, 2008

Hector

A Hectoris an alien that disguises themselves as a person

Ex:

Me: What's your name
The Hector: I'm a Hector
Me: what's that?
The Hector: GLEEK NOK EEK NAK

by Sksksksk Anna oop September 26, 2019

Inspector Hector

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but one completes the shitstache to include a goatee.

Just when I thought the shit wasn't going to circle the mouth, voila! I wrapped my cock around her chin and gave her an Inspector Hector-

by Mr. Decent June 2, 2008

Hector Smells

Actually, I didn't say what he smells like. So for all I know Hector could be smelling like...um...a computer. Yeah! A Computer! That's right! (Just kidding Hector!) Don't die!

P.S. I'm watching you!!! Muahaha!
...... :} <---(evil grin)

by Your_Mom_Likes_My_Tattoo_Of_Elvis April 2, 2003