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Heavy Frigate 

A Heavy Frigate is a large girl. Not necessarily fat, just large with a fair bit of meat on her (not tall skinny women). Heavy frigates can be extremely hot, for example, Kim Kardashian
man1: Have you seen Sally from the women's basketball team?
man2: Yeah bro she's hot, I love a good heavy frigate

or

man1: Hey I'm going to a party on the weekend and Sally's going to be there, I think she's hot for it too
man2: Awesome dude, there really is nothing like captaining a heavy frigate
Heavy Frigate by feretboy May 28, 2009
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heavy pockets 

A person who has a lot of money.
"dude, if I ever want to buy that car i'm gonna need some heavy pockets"

Heavy Boob 

Also referred to as havy bob by dumbass teenagers such as myself

Definitions ~

1. A very large boob which suffocates the beholder of it. This only applies to those with a bra cup size of C or larger. Usually only occurs when the beholder of heavy boob is laying down. This may affect the chest and throat areas.

2. Extremely heavy rack.

3. Heavy boob is a sacred and holy item which must be protected at all costs. Heavy boob must be protected for the sake of horny old men and their disturbing intentions.

4. A heavy-ass round circle attached to mostly female’s upper chest (but occasionally males as well) making you heavy as fuck. This may lead to pains in your back.

P.S.
Nevan loves heavy boob, especially because he himself has one.
1. My chest feels kinda heavy and it’s hard to breath..

2. Daaammn! She has a heavy boob.

3. (Old man) mmm.. that’s one heavy boob. 😏

4. Holy shit I fucking HATE my heavy boob! *OW!! MY BACK!

Heavy Sitting 

when you are sitting in a very comfortable and relaxing manner for an extended period of time. Often used when waiting.
Want to get together tomorrow to watch sports? We’ll do some heavy sitting.
Heavy Sitting by Heavysitter69 November 27, 2021

Heavy Irish Pepper Day 

A holiday created by Cyndirella (boardie) due to the misconception that some lyrics in the song "Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner" said "Heavy Irish Pepper Day is a Febuary day" and now Febuary 4th is Heavy Irish Pepper Day.
Happy Heavy Irish Pepper Day!

heavy petting 

girl: ass and boobs felt up to having clit rubbed

guy: ass felt up to having penis rubbed through pants
girl: "he didn't finger me, but there was a lot of heavy petting going on."

guy: "i enjoyed the heavy petting but i wish she had actually given me a hand job!"
heavy petting by nerm November 6, 2004

heavy metal 

gold, lead, platinum, mercury, etc...
This gold chain around my neck is so heavy I can't stand.
heavy metal by Rebolledo April 28, 2005