Henson Handjob

A sexual act where Person A sticks their hand up Person B's ass. Then Person B gives a handjob to another individual

She said she was into Muppets but I didn't know that she wanted to give her boyfriend a Henson Handjob

by Hand over the muppet August 26, 2021

Goro handjob

While choking the chicken your partner would go behind you to help.

Yeah I and the babe tried that goro handjob and it couldn't have been more perfect

by pizza lover 80085 April 6, 2019

icy handjob

The typical Edmonton Hooker's specialty as coined by the Canadian edition of "Cards Against Humanity"

What were you up to last night?

You know, the usual. I did get an icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker, though.

by ChillyColdCanadian April 4, 2019

Farm Handjob

It’s when you get a handjob from a… wait its not that i just looked it up, its a job on a farm apparently. That’s lame

Hey you want a farm handjob?

… I’m busy with getting a handjob from a farmer.

by Crackhead Craigslist March 18, 2022

German Handjob

It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.

"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.

by SilverCurbsideProphet September 27, 2022

elven handjob

The act of receiving a hand job whilst having an arrow plunged through your throat

Guy1: What happened to Tommy.
Guy2: his girlfriend gave him an elven handjob

by rapydave May 5, 2015

handjob salad

NOUN: a combination of parts that are individually pleasing , but not when mixed together.

"Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."

by drsanchez January 25, 2016