Guadalajaran Gum Drop

When an individual eats only Mexican candy and chicle for uno to tres days then defecates in another individuals mouth.

My wife is on a diet but she wants a Guadalajaran Gum Drop. I'll.feel like an enabler if i do it to her.

by LongDongDickSleeve April 1, 2022

Urban Grandad

A new generation of hipster, 28+ male found in cities. Rocking a flat cap, checked flannel shirt and old man Cardigan. Far less edgy than a hipster, they may or may not have a beard and they generally work in middle management and like to spend weekends on meditation retreats, having nice weekends with family and friends and not drinking the latest on trend craft beer.

Celeb Urban grandads include Matthew Edmondson radio one and John Richardson comedian

I Really like Matt, he’s such a nice guy, he had a cool cardigan on last week, when he told me he liked my jumper, he’s such an Urban Grandad.

by Flip flop 80 April 25, 2019

mind gandalf

very long hair

i have luscious mind gandalf

by Foor251 February 23, 2021

Martha Guadalupe Cisneros

Martha Guadalupe Cisneros is a women who is strong and supportive. Enjoys nature all lot and loves the color red.

PERSON1: You know Martha Guadalupe Cisneros
PERSON2: YESS
PERSON1: I LOVE HER

by CoCoLeo May 9, 2021

a Gandalf

A Gandalf is the act of an old man tickling someones balls with his long old grey beard.

'My balls are itching'

'why don't you go and ask that old todger over there to give you a Gandalf'

by Felixg123 September 26, 2009

Gandalf

1. A wizard from J.R.R. Tolkien's magnificent legendarium.

2. A pipe (used for tobacco or marijuana, but usually marijuana) which is shaped like the pipe that Gandalf smokes out of in Peter Jackson's film adaptation of The Lord of the Rings.

This type of pipe has a normal, rounded bowl attached to a very long, thin stem.

When smoked, the bowl is held in front of the torso, somewhere between the nipples and the bellybutton, depending on the length of the stem. Longer stems are more desirable.

1. Gandalf is smoking some pipe-weed.

2. I am using a Gandalf to smoke some pipe-weed of my own.

by brifranc1421419 June 10, 2010

guadalupes revenge

your fucking a dirty mexican chick in the ass. as you cum, she tightens her nalga muscles, trapping your dick in her asshole. All of a sudden she does a hip roll, spinning around, breaking your cock in half!! also known as the Mexican Cock Roll!!

If you're gonna go out for mexican, make sure you dont order the guadalupes revenge.

by the Bukkake Boyz September 26, 2011