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Greasy chode

A short, fat penis that is greasy to the touch.
Wow Will Pradel was such a greasy chode!!!!
by Steven Hawking's Grandmotha February 17, 2014
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greasy chook

The act of rubbing your penis around the inside of a KFC bucket for lubrication
Dude, the greasy chook worked perfectfully on Rebecca over there, I think she gained an extra kilo!
by Iamreallymessedup101 December 2, 2015
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Greasy Gumble Gamble

It is when your woman is doggy style or bent over the bed, ass in the air. You lube or Vaseline her hips and crotch, entirely. Then do the same to yourself with your choice of delight enhancing solution for your Greasy Gumble.

Then, position yourself across the room, as far away as possible while still being lined up with your partner. After achieving a full errection, use viagra if you wish but is not suggested. Then without warning, take full stride towards her all while screaming "GREASY GUMBLE GAMBLE!" As many times as possible.

The full point is in the gamble on which hole you end up inside. Or, possibly none even at all. Risk of serious injury is possible.
'thebestman' asked his woman to 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' with him. "It could be fun!", he added.

The 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' can be chill to try. Just don't attempt to Superman on your way in. "Your gonna have a bad time!"
by The True Addendum July 19, 2016
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gregy

gregy is a very nice person.He is goodlooking and is always around for a joke.He likes to spend time with one special girl in a relationship.
Omg! Look at gregy and elena! They're so cute together!
by Henry Jackson Jr. January 2, 2017
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Greasy Grundle

When a man sticks his penis between a girl's vagina and asshole and chooses to have sex with whichever it slides into first.

Example:

Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick
Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick
by Mkomko0 March 23, 2017
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greesy gang

The greesy gang is a supreme order made up of the worlds most important people they have the author to do whatever they want because they are better than most people but the exption is that you greesy hair they believe in the god harrambe they will do anything for him
Dude the greesy gang is the new supreme order
by Meme_man July 12, 2017
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greasy basement rat

-isn’t lexi such a greasy basement rat

-like what a
by the og gbr January 24, 2018
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