Gopher Gooking

The technique used by those of Gook descent in which the gook pops his/her head out of a hole similar to the way a gopher would out of a tunnel.

Oshit that CZ just gopher gooked me!

by new June 2, 2003

gopher

(adj) gay, either seriously homosexual or just lame/uncool, to be used around people who are opposed to casual use of the word "gay"
(noun) a person who is gay or someone you just don't like, alternative to faggot, etc.
(verb, to gopher-hole) to have gay sex

(adj) Man, that workout today was so gopher, we swam like 6300 yards.
(noun) Look at that gopher with the nose ring and the tight pants, I'll bet he likes men.
(verb) Don't bother Alex and Teale, they're over in the other room gopher-holing each other.

by Jesse Janko April 27, 2008

GOPher-cheese

The best cheese to offer GOP whiners upset about losing votes at the polls.

"Gee Mr. Republican voter, can I offer you some GOPher-cheese to go with that whine?"

by Siagiah Karlsson December 14, 2006

gopher patch

the patch of skin behind the penis/vagina to the asshole, between the legs. Most commnly rubbed during intercourse or agitated by underwear.

I gotta get a new pair of thongs, these keep rubbing my gopher patch raw.

by Bigfut March 1, 2007

Gopher Punch

A sucker punch of odd circumstances. It's usually used to refer to someone who "popped out of nowhere" to hit someone. Recipients are usually stunned momentarily before the fight is over (through no act of the "gopher".) To attack someone randomly and without warning. Usually ends a fight.

Patches: *being choked by Vinni*
Vinni: *choking patches*
Mikey: *comes running up from across the street and gopher punches patches in the face, then runs off*
Vinni: What the fuck was that?!

by XPup Strafe October 16, 2009

Gopher

An almost extinct animal by means of not having adapted by evolution to become webfooted

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by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

gopher knobbin

The act of eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich on whole wheat bread while running backwards.

I was in a rush to get home but I was just handed a delicious pb&j on whole wheat so turned around to say thanks to the pb&j giver and before I knew it I was gopher knobbin.

by Dr. Rad February 18, 2011